Sunday Scaries Fix Strips

Introducing Sunday Scaries Fix Strips – the only product designed to save your soul from the soul-crushing grind that is your shitty slave job and constricted reality which keeps you as far from experiencing your true inner human voice as possible.

You work, you hustle, you drag your lifeless body through five days of tech world monotony, all while your soul slowly erodes. Your weekends? They're a brief flash of freedom, an illusory glimpse of creativity, before the alcohol-fueled euphoria fades and the suffocating weight of anxiety creeps in by Sunday afternoon. It's like your vibe is being slowly siphoned away, one small unconscious panic attack at a time.

Even though there is no hope we made a product to make money off of your agony and we love to call it Sunday Scaries Fix Strips.

They are here to help you claw back that fleeting sense of "freedom" before the weekly wheel starts spinning on Monday morning and the dread consumes you.

Think of it as a spiritual Percocet for your oblivious soul – a next level dose of calm when your brain starts spiraling into the abyss of existential dread and financial uncertainty.

Packed with ingredients like Valerian Root, Lavender, Chamomile, and Melatonin, these strips don't just help you relax—they make you forget about the empty work life you can’t escape.

It's a gentle nudge back into the present, so you can finally enjoy your Sunday night without imagining the corporate graveyard that awaits you on Monday.

Pop a strip, feel the tension melt away, and reclaim your weekend. Because let’s face it: you deserve to not just survive, but live, without the Sunday scaries haunting your every step.

Sunday Scaries Fix Strips—take them before your Sunday anxiety gets the best of you. Recharge, breathe, and remember what it’s like to feel alive again.

Ingredients: Pullulan, Valerian root extract, Lavender extract, Chamomile extract, Hibiscus extract, Cellulose, Raspberry Flavor, Malic acid, Xylitol, Lecithin, Erythritol, Sorbitol Syrup, Medium Chain Triglycerides, Steviol Glycosides, Melatonin

Flavor: Raspberry

Manufacturer Country: India

Amount: 30 oral strips

Gross Weight: 0.14lb (63g)

Suggested Use:  Place one oral strip on your tongue and allow it to dissolve. Take one oral strip anytime, up to a maximum of 1 strip a day.

Caution: Do not exceed recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement.

Warning: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.