Random Fucking Multivitamin

Welcome to Random Fucking Multivitamin, where you can put random 'healthy' shit in your dumb mouth to pretend like all the bad decisions you've made over the years can somehow magically be erased with magic pills.

This isn't just maybe or maybe not good for your health, it's also maybe or maybe not good for that thing you rarely use called a brain too —including a vitamin B complex, because you've scrolled your mind out of oblivion and lord knows you need any type of activity you can get up in there besides cat videos and rich gen z kids harping bling and telepathy.

We also threw in some green tea, because it sounds like some whitewashed exotic energy shit and now you can tell your friends you're a real life ninja turtle.

Because maybe, just maybe, antioxidants might make your life better even if it can't protect you from an asteroid blowing up the planet or getting shot as a civilian bystander in a coke infused gang war.

We also added this complicated and ancient sounding word called echinacea in it and then this other word we're not sure how to pronounce called spirulina or some weird shit.

That stuff is supposed to help your immune system keep up according to studies that change all the time depending on how the markets are doing.

In any case, we both know by the time you catch a cold or flu, it's too late anyway and this shit won't do shit lol.

There's also some more fucking weird words that potentially may or may not help your prostate. What's a prostate exactly, anyway? It sounds disgusting.

All of this comes in easy-to-swallow capsules, because sometimes the smallest distraction is all we’ve got before the inevitable curtains fall on us all.

Ingredients: Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene), Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid), Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate), Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol), Vitamin E (As DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate), Vitamin B1 (as Thiamine Mononitrate), Vitamin B2 (as Riboflavin), Vitmin B3 (as Niacin), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCL), Folate, Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin), Biotin, Vitamin B5 (as D-Calcium Pantothenate), Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide), Zinc (as Zinc Oxide), Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate), Copper (as Copper Gluconate), Manganese (as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate), Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate), Molybdenum, Health Support (Lutein, Lycopene, Stinging Nettle Extract, Palmetto), Immune Support (Echinacea Extract, Beta Glucan, Spirulina, Garlic), Antioxidant Fruit & Energy Blend (Green Tea Extract, Hawthorn Berries, Cinnamon Bark Extract, Bilberry Fruit Extract, Grape Seed Extract, Black Currant Fruit Extract, Pomegranate Fruit Extract), Hypromellose (vegetable capsule), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide.

Manufacturer Country: USA

Amount: 60 caps

Gross Weight: 0.25lb (113g)

Suggested Use: As a dietary supplement, take two (2) Capsules in the morning with a meal.

Caution: Do not exceed recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement.

Warning: Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.