After The Rave Strips

After The Rave Oral Strips are designed specifically for people who are fucktards that stay up all night, wasting their lives partying with other loser friends. Lost in the make believe reality of astral techno journeys and loopy after hours in random apartments with little to no regard for corporate America.

When used before dancing in sweaty crowds or getting deep on bass lines and overpriced drinks, they provide noticeable long-term benefits such as improved ability to continue being a dumb fuck, wasting even more time filling up the void with physical activity, and very low level mental clarity.

They offer increased sustained energy compared to sugary energy drinks or coffee without looking like one of those asshole crypto kids up all night playing Fortnite and blowing trust funds on fartcoin.*

The combination of Green Tea Caffeine and L-Theanine work together synergistically to provide you with the made up narrative that millions of people buy into about sustaining energy levels lasting up to several hours. Is that even true? Well is anything even true? Can you even define truth? Didn't think so, dickhead.

In addition, Vitamin B12 has been added as it's obviously better than 11 because it comes after 11, but it's not as unlucky as 13, obviously.

Furthermore, our strips are packed with nutrients that your weird looking human mouth can absorb directly. Let's be real, it's most probably not the weirdest shit you've put in your mouth so don't be such a baby.

This tree hugging hippy shit combination of caffeine and amino acids immediately boost alertness of whatever minimal braincells that remains so that you can twerk it and jerk it to all your favorite techno artists all night long and still have the energy afterwards to make those cringe ass emo social posts about it that people like out of sympathy for your wasted life.

Now go brush your teeth, take a shower and have a good shit.*

Ingredients: Pullulan, L-Theanine, Caffeine, Mannitol, Cellulose, Cranberry Flavor, Lecithin, Malic Acid, Pectin, Erythritol, Steviol glycosides, Methylcobalamin

Flavor: Cranberry

Manufacturer Country: India

Amount: 30 oral strips

Gross Weight: 0.14lb (63g)

Suggested Use: Place one oral strip on your tongue and allow it to dissolve. Take one oral strip anytime, up to a maximum of 1 strip a day.

Caution: Do not exceed recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement.

Warning: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.